CONFIRMATION BIAS FOR MY SUSPICION THAT THE WORLD IS ONE OF IDIOCY.....REVEALED IN JUST ABOUT EVERY POPULAR TEEN-COMEDY
Blow me and you get the top bunk; blow him, and I 'key' your new car; blow her and she'll fart in your face.... There's no way to get what you imagined you wanted, Dork! Your Nerd friend can add up the random coincidences and your Geek friend jerked off on your dirty underpants.....Emma Stone's got your scrotal seam stuck between her front teeth and her girlfriend's done bloodied her pantyhose.....Better call the cops, fellows......the Party needs some random randiness in its crosshairs....and that's gonna take less pilfered liquor than you had planned on, isn't it? And a live Bar-Kays's concert ain't goin' happen, you retro-cephalopods.....Too bad that Otis Redding went down with you guys.....You can't stop now, you know! Get back in there and curl up, dreaming 'there's a change a coming', even though you know it'll be the same old thing, tomorrow, won't it?
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