IT'S ALL IN THE DETAILS

                                                                                                                 "POLISH THOSE DOMES, BOYS!"                                       Their "masculinity" seems to be 'All' or 'Nothing' , doesn't it....                                       Particularly with Newsmen/Sportscasters, it seems.........as well as Athletes....

During a discussion with a college friend......my friend, who didn't remember "when/where" JFK was assassinated, asked me: 'What do you remember, Reed?"......I don't know where my keys, wallet or glasses 'are'...but I DO remember the look in Dr. Alexander Nelson De Armond Marchant's eyes, when he, standing behind a maple wood lectern, was handed a thrice-folded note, tears falling from his giant eyes, and he addressed our Freshman Class, who were seated in church pews......I was wearing a pink and black shirt and a pair of WWI Australian Army pants, a 10K onyx, diamond and gold ring from Bennett Bros. and a square Elgin watch with baton markers...when this event was "branded" into my memory.....For years, a hardened piece of pink double-bubble gum that stuck to the bottom of the 'left' suede shoe that I was wearing...reminded me of this tragic event....with every step......I finally scraped the hardened gum from the sole, wi...

Will: "You gleeking, burly-boned varlet! I'll toss yer angled, knotty-pated Whore-son to the clink, should you further impune my fawning admirers wid dotard licks from yer rampallian inventions..."   Chris: "Back on ya, spleeny, flap-mouthed pizzle-tongued flirtgill! Them Pigeon-livered, shrill-gorged puttocks of yers'll meet with leaden shot afor scaleing branches in my forest o' rump-fed, cash ticket-buyers, you free-loading, unctuous, Kingfawning Clotpoll"    Will: "I'll have the last words, live I long enough to pinch-spot yer sagging buttocks, you corseted, want-witted swag bellied, gut-griping shitsack~" Chris :  "Git yer unmannerly digits away from my shoulder, where only angels may rest, ruttish dingleberry slut.....Yer wife's a waiting, these abortive decades of earth-vexed, heavy with your vestmakers spawn......sodden-witted coxcomb!"   Will :  " Beslubbering, mewling jackanape! Chris : " Tardy-gaited ...

    DURING THE 1980'S BRACLETS MADE FROM ANTIQUE 'SLIDES' WERE THE HEIGHT OF FASHION .   THOSE FEATURING 'STATUS' SLIDES, SUCH AS THOSE MADE BY UNGER BROTHERS , OFTEN FETCHING SEVERAL THOUSAND BUCKS......THIS AFTERNOON, ALAS, THIS GOLD-PLATED 'SLIDE BRACELET' CAPTURED NO BUYERS AT A GARAGE SALE...EVEN WHEN PRICED AT $75!.....